Playoffs Tonight

Now the team that will win the Stanley Cup is now playing tonight but it should be interesting to watch the Sens play the Bolts and the Flames play the Ducks. I guess I wont be able to see the Oilers destroy the Wings but I'm sure I'll read all about it.

But without further ado the team that will win the Stanley Cup:

With that Frenchman Heut in net we can't lose since the Canes like to give up a lot of goals while Heut doesn't. He's even a real Frechman- the only one in the NHL. And we got Ryder- easily the best newfie to play since ... ever. And Kovalev, Koivu, Markov and Higgins will be on top of their game with Peterborough boy Bob Gainey coaching them.

That may be a bit optimistic of course but I think a Canadian team will win the cup. Why am I so confident you ask? We have a Conservative government- you may not think it matters but let's look at the data:

1980-1983

Stanley Cup winners: New York Islanders all 4 times

Government: Majority Liberal

1984

Stanley Cup winners: Edmonton Oilers

Government: Ok still Trudeau but the Oilers victory was simply fortelling the massive 84 conservative sweep.

1985

Stanley Cup winners: Edmonton Oilers

Government: Majority Progressive Conservative

1986

Stanley Cup winners: MONTREAL CANADIENS beating the Calgary Flames

Government: see above

1987

Stanley Cup winners: Edmonton Oilers

Government: see above

1988

Stanley Cup winners: Edmonton Oilers

Government: see above

1989

Stanley Cup winners: unfortunatly the Calgary Flames beating the Montreal Canadiens

Government: see above

1990

Stanley Cup winners: Edmonton Oilers

Government: see above

1991-92

Stanley Cup winners: Pittburgh Penguins win back to back and is the only American team to win the cup during the Mulroney regime.

Government: see above

1993

Stanley Cup winners: MONTREAL CANADIENS beating Gretzky's Kings

Government: A conservative cacus about to be destroyed and be the only party ever to achieve gender parity (one woman and that french guy who is now the priemer of Quebec)

1994

Stanley Cup winners: New York Rangers beat the Vancouver Canucks in 7 games bah

Government: Majority Liberal

1995-2003

Stanley Cup winners: Avs, Devils, Wings, Stars etc. no Canadian teams make it to the final

Government: Majority Fiberal

2004

Stanley Cup winners: Bolts but needed 7 games to beat the upstart Calgary Flames

Government: A soon to be a not a Majority Liberal

2005

No hockey undoubtable because of too many years of the Liberals

2006

Stanley Cup winners: Probably Canadians beating the Oilers in 7 with Sens and Flames being obvious underdogs

Government: A somewhat stable Conservative minority

It can clearly be seen that having a Conservative government has a direct correlation on who wins the Stanley Cup. This is probably why the Rhino Party in BC were atempting to merge with the Conservatives in order to not split the silly vote.